iPatch

That scurvy dog, Doug Scull, has been spotted sporting the snazziest in sartorial splendor: the coveted iPatch. Beware of imitations: there is only one iPatch.

Doug Scull wearing the iPatch

By the way, have you ever seen the word, sartorial, without the word splendor following immediately after? Sartorial has its roots in the latin sart-, stem of sarcire: "to patch" That would make "sartorial patch" a candidate for the Dept of Redundancy Department. Hmm, better stick to "sartorial splendor."'